rubdown:

I’M LITERALLY OUT OF MY FULL MIND RIGHT NOW. NOT SINCE “BLACK OR WHITE” BY MICHAEL JACKSON OR SEMINAL TEEN WITCH MOVIE “THE CRAFT” HAS ONE PERSON ANIMORPHING INTO ANOTHER BEEN SO FACE-RIPPING-OFFINGLY SCREAMING VOLCANIC ERUPTION THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS PLANET HAS NEVER SEEN. NIALL TURNS INTO LIAM. LIAM TURNS INTO HARRY. HARRY TURNS INTO ZAYN. ZAYN TURNS INTO LOUIS. LOUIS TURNS INTO HARRY. HARRY SPORES DOZENS OF EACH OF THEM FROM WHAT WE CAN ONLY ASSUME WERE HIS EXTRA NIPPLES AND SUFFERING THE COLD. I CAN’T DO THIS. THE FREEZE FRAME SPECIAL FX. THE MISCELLANEOUS PROPS WHICH ARE JUST ITEMS THEY FOUND IN A GARBAGE CAN ON THEIR WAY THERE. EVERYONE WITH EACH OTHER’S HAIR. A LIVING PHOTOMANIPULATION. A BREATHING FACE SWAP. THEY’RE ALL THE SAME. THEY ARE BORG. THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME SWEATER AND THE SAME TENDER HEART. ENCASE MY BODY IN CONCRETE. WHEN THE CONCRETE DRIES, JACKHAMMER IT APART. DUMP THE BROKEN PIECES OF MY BEING INTO THE SEA. WHEN THE EARTH BURNS UP AND THE OCEANS DRY, I WILL REIGN AGAIN. YOU AND I. 

dommelouis:

harry she died four years ago

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louislouislouislouislouislous:

wen she say go deeper but u all out of dick

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valencing:

oh well, at least zayn looked good

-ancient one direction proverb

fincher:

idea for new video!!! only cost $2!!!!

set up camera in hotel room
have the boys jerk each other off
to the tune of Strong

please SIGNAL BOOST to Ben Winston

zustin:

ZAYN THAT RUNWAY MODEL TYPE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE LOOKING LIKE A JAR OF MAYO

Anonymous asked: liam looked like a 40 year old man

passionpayne:

he had just put the kids to bed before shooting the video leave him be pls it’s hard being a single father who relies on lumberjacking to support his family of four and two beavers